This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
