Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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