You're so nebulous sometimes
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
