I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm like, not good at living.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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