come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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