But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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