I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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