Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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