Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
did you just send me my own nude
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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