everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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