So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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