it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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