I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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