So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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