16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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