Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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