Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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