Duck Duck Cougar?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
