there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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