: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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