She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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