I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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