There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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