I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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