hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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