you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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