He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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