Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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