:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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