8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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