You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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