he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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