google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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