is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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