His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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