If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i love accidental penises.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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