ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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