I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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