I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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