i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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