He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I love you. Go after that dick
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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