the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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