I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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