We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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