No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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