yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have aggressive nipples.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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