Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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