I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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