You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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