rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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