Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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