Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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