No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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