Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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