This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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