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I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He shit in the fireplace
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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